Which Rat Are You?

By Aye Akara Aung

Pictures by Fern Arendt

Answer the following questions and your rats will be shown below! 

Questions:

1. What is your goal in life?

1. Live it to the fullest
2. To succeed
3. I have yet to find out
4. Finding love

2. What kind of music do you listen to?

1. Whatever I find appealing
2. Anything from the 90s
3. Pop
4. Whatever is popular

3. How do you feel being the center of attention?

1. I hate it
2. I find it amazing
3. I’m neutral about it
4. I want it but would also hate it once I get it

4. Are you good at communicating your feelings?

1. I suck at it
2. Yes, I’m great at it
3. I’m good to some degree
4. Needs improvement

5. What are your grades right now

1. Needs work
2. All A’s
3. A’s and B
4.  A few A’s and maybe a C

Here are your rats!

If you’ve got mostly 2’s, you are a…

Tuxedo rat!

You are a very driven individual. You have strong ambitions and are more likely to succeed in life. You are also a very extroverted person and have a desire for recognition and validation from others. There’s nothing wrong with that and, in fact, it’s perfectly normal. It’s just more extreme for you. Overall, you’re a confident and motivated individual, and I can’t see anything but a successful life ahead of you. The only advice I can give you is just keep it up.

If you’ve got mostly 3’s you are…

Standard rat!

You’re literally just a normal person. You have a versatile and open-minded personality and don’t really have any big ambitions at the moment, and there’s nothing wrong with that. I’m assuming that STEM is not your overall go-to, and you’re probably more into either arts or sports. Take it easy, my friend. You will find your ambitions eventually, so don’t fret. 

If you’ve got mostly 1’s, you are a….

Wizard rat!

You have a more laid back and adventurous personality, and you’re also independent. You seek new experiences and opportunities to make the most out of life. You’re fun to be around and probably have a small group of close friends. Overall, you are a person with a free spirit who values personal growth and self-discovery. Also, you are now my favorite person.

If you’ve got mostly 4’s, you are a…

Fairy rat!

You are a very complex individual with a conflicting personality. You may crave validation but also struggle with the pressure of being in the spotlight. You may find it challenging to express yourself effectively, which could lead to potential misunderstanding and emotional bolting. You may find yourself yearning for love and connection in your relationships, grappling with your need for attention, and striving to improve your emotional communication skills. You may notice a combination of extroverted and introverted traits within yourself, as well as intricate emotional dynamics that shape your interactions with others. Take it easy, man, and also please work on your communication skills, because you’re gonna need those when it’s time to get a job.